"I don't mean to brag, but they're not being raised by wolves, ya know?" Karen looked hopefully at her younger two offspring. The far away look in her eye dreaming of the accomplished about to be 8 years olds they too would become. "I used to worry a lot more and compare myself to other moms, but I'm done with that now. We go outside when we want; I'm not a bad mother because I won't take them out it to play in the rain. And if I do take them out to play in the rain, it'll be because I want to, not because the neighbors are doing it. They get some "screen time," but not too much. They have scheduled activities, but not too many. I cook healthy food, but allow treats. And when we have birthday cake, it's the good stuff. I kinda like the way I'm running this ship and I think my kids like it too. No more advice from talk shows or parenting magazines...I'm the mommy. Everywhere I look, experts and observers are trying to get me to sign my name in blood to their particular parenting technique. My kids are so different, each one of them is consuming a different part of my creative parenting strategies. I actually amaze myself that I have such an enormous capacity to give. Just when I think I can't give any more, I'm replenished and can keep on loving 'em."
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Okay other good mommies out there play along; visit Rebecca and tell her so, or write your on post and let her- and the rest of us - know!
Okay other good mommies out there play along; visit Rebecca and tell her so, or write your on post and let her- and the rest of us - know!

11 comments:
You must be an "Onion" fan. Cute. ;)
Whoops...that last comment was me...I accidentally logged in with my old blogger account. You know me better at my new blog-home, I think...
This was hilarious. My favourite line? "She taught him to say 'bye' to friends."
Yeah. What B&P said.
How about not just picking up the phone but ANSWERING it?
I'm really proud that my 9-year-old son can do that.
Answering the phone is a mountain we have not yet reached the top of...someday...as always, thanks for visiting!
You are so funny! I loved this post. I didn't pull this off with the same finesse, but I wrote about it too.
http://intedomine.blogspot.com/2007/05/good-mama-real-mama-expert-mama.html
love this, and love the Onion nuance as well!
"I actually amaze myself that I have such an enormous capacity to give. Just when I think I can't give any more, I'm replenished and can keep on loving 'em."
you know what, Karen, ME TOO. let's write a book.
this is perfect--exactly what i was trying to get at, only with satire instead. which gets my vote each time. hooray!
"I don't mean to brag, but they're not being raised by wolves, ya know?"
Brilliant! So very, very funny.
I am dying over here over the 'raised by wolves line'.
oh man. you mean they eventually learn stuff?
brilliant. :)
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